Why Me?
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Who Farted?
I had just eaten at Taco Bell for lunch and eaten nachos with refried beans. I then headed out on a blind date and picked this girl up at her house. She turned out to be really funny and HOT. I was definitely gonna ask her out again. We walked inside the movie theater and I bought tix for the both of us. The evening was going great, and I leaned over to kiss her during a romantic part, when suddenly I heard (not to mention felt) a great big RRRRIPP! All those beans I'd eaten earlier had caught up with me and I'd let go the hugest fart! The whole fricking theater smelled like my fart and my date thought it was the guy next to me! She started cussing him out and saying, "Good God, couldn't you hold that in?" It was so bad everybody got up and left. The guy, however, was real steamed about her thinking it was him and yelled,"Why don't you ask him who it was?!" really loud and pointed straight at me. People who were getting up stopped in their tracks and stared at me. The whole theater went silent. I knew I was busted, so I just kinda laughed and muttered, "Sorry?" Everyone made disgusted faces and left. My girlfriend caught a ride home with one of her pals. I felt like such a retard! And when I called her the next day, she made a smart comment about me farting all over the theater again. I got SHOT DOWN!
K.C., CA